What's Your Name? Who's Your Daddy? Is He Rich Like Me? (1/?)

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Title: What's Your Name? Who's Your Daddy? Is He Rich Like Me?
Author: rlylaughable
Pairing: (none)
Rating: PG-13-ish
Length (heh): 1000~
Summary: Chase finds out he has a long-lost illegitimate son. Lulz ensue.

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