Feel free to post this on your journals. i think it's funny.
You should get a laugh out of this one
This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!!
We have all had bad dates... but this takes the cake. This was on
the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno.
Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date
experience.
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the
guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City,
Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after
all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but
relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that
afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began
to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were
about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle
of nowhere!
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a
while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came
a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go
beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good
footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady
herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she
could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing
nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her
buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of
tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she
attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly
apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment,
she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so
long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of
some assistance!"
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst
out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to
free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get
her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show
prize hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." ..And
you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment... "This gives a whole new meaning to being
pissed off
This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!!
We have all had bad dates... but this takes the cake. This was on
the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno.
Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date
experience.
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the
guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City,
Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after
all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but
relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that
afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began
to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were
about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle
of nowhere!
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a
while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came
a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go
beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good
footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady
herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she
could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing
nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her
buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of
tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she
attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly
apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment,
she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so
long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of
some assistance!"
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst
out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to
free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get
her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show
prize hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." ..And
you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment... "This gives a whole new meaning to being
pissed off