Tommy's Preferences

[charyss]

There has been much discussion in the house lately about things Tommy does and doesn't like, along with the things that Tommy thinks he likes but actually doesn't. For your amusement, the comprehensive list.

Things Tommy Does Like:
Walking Outside
Sleeping completely underneath the covers in bed
Blankets
Candy
Buffalo Wings
Pizza
Spaghetti
Popcorn
Eggs
Pancakes
Carrots
Snow
Other Dogs
Dog Days Playcare
Squeaky Stuffed Animals
Expensive Shoes
Riding in the car
Bear (the lhasa-poo down the street who wears pajamas)
Ben & Jerry (my parents' poodles)
Eating napkins

Things Tommy Does Not Like:
Costumes
Dog Clothing of Any Sort
Any Harness/Collar Apparatus that has more than one buckle to it
Rain
Raincoats
Umbrellas
Dogs that won't talk to him
Tall bald men with hats
Any noise outside the house
Being wet
Coffee
Soda
Alcoholic beverages
Being left alone
People coming to the door
Liver
Puppets

Things Tommy Thinks He Likes, But Really Doesn't:
Hot Tamales (the candy)
Microwave Popcorn
Cranberries (the whole ones)
The vacuum
The bathtub
That loud Jack Russell Terrier down the street
The yappy bichon frise at the other end of the street
Lettuce
Cats
Suitcases