Marry, Shag, Cliff Meme
Got this from softobsidian74 and asked her to pick "three men I had to choose from to Marry, Shag, or Throw off a cliff."
I was afraid and this is why:
OK, for you Twocanz
Victor Krum
Marcus Flint
Cormac McLaggen
Yikes! But I'm a big girl!lol
To Marry: Ol' Viky Krum. I'm not attracted to him in the least bit. However, he's got an athletic body (besides the weird feet thing right?) so sex should be good. His "head is filled with sawdust" so no talking back or trying to outwit me. Good boy! Now sit! And if all else fails, he's got money being a professional player. He can call me Colonascopy if he can't get my name right, as long as I get something shiny on the fingers, fast with a steering wheel, and folding in my wallet.
To Shag: Double yuk, but I'd do Cormac. ONLY to use him for his body and the act and throw the pompous git away! Thank you, love, the money's on the nightstand. Bye-bye.
To Throw Off a Cliff: Well Marcus Flint's crooked teeth will be seeing the bottom of the Grand Canyon. Or if we're in England, something bottomless that will strap metal braces to his teeth on his way down. Don't forget to brush, you baaassssttttaaaarrrddddd!
Twocanz
I was afraid and this is why:
OK, for you Twocanz
Victor Krum
Marcus Flint
Cormac McLaggen
Yikes! But I'm a big girl!lol
To Marry: Ol' Viky Krum. I'm not attracted to him in the least bit. However, he's got an athletic body (besides the weird feet thing right?) so sex should be good. His "head is filled with sawdust" so no talking back or trying to outwit me. Good boy! Now sit! And if all else fails, he's got money being a professional player. He can call me Colonascopy if he can't get my name right, as long as I get something shiny on the fingers, fast with a steering wheel, and folding in my wallet.
To Shag: Double yuk, but I'd do Cormac. ONLY to use him for his body and the act and throw the pompous git away! Thank you, love, the money's on the nightstand. Bye-bye.
To Throw Off a Cliff: Well Marcus Flint's crooked teeth will be seeing the bottom of the Grand Canyon. Or if we're in England, something bottomless that will strap metal braces to his teeth on his way down. Don't forget to brush, you baaassssttttaaaarrrddddd!
Twocanz