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Current mood:
bouncy
I am planning to do some of these one of these days. I am thinking about number 2,7,10,11 and 17. When I do I will let you know.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
>point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
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> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
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> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
>Fries with that.
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> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
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> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has
>Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
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> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
>Diamonds"
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> 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The
>Prophecy."
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> 8. Don t use any punctuation
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> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
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> 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious
>face.
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> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
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> 12. Sing Along At The Opera
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> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
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> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
>Sounds All Day.
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> 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
>Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
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> 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
>Rock Bottom.
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> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
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> 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
>Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
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> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
>Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."