WTF? I'm too old for this shit
Zits. Pimpless Blackheads. WTF??!??!!!!!! I'm 56, reasonably decent hygiene, long past the raging hormonal stage. This is BULLSHIT (thought I was gonna say Sparta, didn't ya?). Kee-rist on a cracker, not today, dammit.
Why? You might ask... (or not, it's not really that interesting)....
Lunch date with a lovely slightly younger very nubile lady. A few months of flirting, a couple of shopping trips (no car for her), sharing a cigarette or three... Today we've planned a short walk in the woods, then lunch, and then the business of some grocery shopping.
Bleh. I don't need this.
Why? You might ask... (or not, it's not really that interesting)....
Lunch date with a lovely slightly younger very nubile lady. A few months of flirting, a couple of shopping trips (no car for her), sharing a cigarette or three... Today we've planned a short walk in the woods, then lunch, and then the business of some grocery shopping.
Bleh. I don't need this.