baby don't hurt me.. don't hurt me.... no mo'...... (bass kicks in, que air-synthesizer solo)
here I am at 2am making a presentation on the subject that intimately dances with intellectualism and examines the very core of what makes us human
ok
so it's actually "advice on choosing a college major", and it ticks me off, especially since I only just got motivated to do anything.
what I want to do is spend a few weeks crafting a presentation that subtley puppeteers everyone toward some absolutely worthless major, while also motivating them to pick an even more worthless career to go with it, one that they'll steadfastly cling to.
hey I also found out my voice is naturally condescending, isn't that weird? I think some people just take it that way, maybe the facial hair is too intimidating. I think the problem is most people assume there must be a social value assigned to everything everyone says, so it creates friction when something is taken at its actual value with no designated value? I dunno, don't quote me on that, it's not late so much as I'm tired.
my playlist just went: orange range, seat belts, haddaway, zebrahead, village people, modest mouse, and finally dynamite hack which featured a country version of "gin an' juice"
ok
so it's actually "advice on choosing a college major", and it ticks me off, especially since I only just got motivated to do anything.
what I want to do is spend a few weeks crafting a presentation that subtley puppeteers everyone toward some absolutely worthless major, while also motivating them to pick an even more worthless career to go with it, one that they'll steadfastly cling to.
hey I also found out my voice is naturally condescending, isn't that weird? I think some people just take it that way, maybe the facial hair is too intimidating. I think the problem is most people assume there must be a social value assigned to everything everyone says, so it creates friction when something is taken at its actual value with no designated value? I dunno, don't quote me on that, it's not late so much as I'm tired.
my playlist just went: orange range, seat belts, haddaway, zebrahead, village people, modest mouse, and finally dynamite hack which featured a country version of "gin an' juice"