And She's in it for the Win
This particular gem was thought of when I wanted to show you how much of a bigger badass I am than you by showing off my brand new camera: How do I take a picture of my new camera?
-Oh! Put it on a 10-second delay and move it so it takes a photo of itself.WHAT???
Turns out I don't win any Badass award, just one for "Most Jackass Thought. Ever."
While most awards are cups or metal medals (YAY Homophones!), I want mine to be a plaque. It's going to be wooden, with an engraved donkey dropping a nasty deuce on an image of my face.
But I want it silver-leafed. Because it'll be classier that way.
-Oh! Put it on a 10-second delay and move it so it takes a photo of itself.WHAT???
Turns out I don't win any Badass award, just one for "Most Jackass Thought. Ever."
While most awards are cups or metal medals (YAY Homophones!), I want mine to be a plaque. It's going to be wooden, with an engraved donkey dropping a nasty deuce on an image of my face.
But I want it silver-leafed. Because it'll be classier that way.