Fungus and Flying-Vs
Yesterday I got to wander around the mall all by my little lonesome. It felt kind of good to do something on my own but I was pretty bored until I discovered the joys of free red Flying-V earrings at Claire's. I think you might guess what I mean by "free", though. And you'd be right.Oh my Gawsh, Kim, NO!
You're...you're bad!
Yea, I feel dirty.
...But in the best way possible.
In totally unrelated news, I discovered that I cannot eat uncooked mushrooms. Not even a little. Not even a bite. They give me gas.
This would be a laugh and a half if it weren't the horribly painful kind that makes it difficult to take a breath. It goes on for hours. Fuck you, fungus.
I don't need you, anyway.
You're...you're bad!
Yea, I feel dirty.
...But in the best way possible.
In totally unrelated news, I discovered that I cannot eat uncooked mushrooms. Not even a little. Not even a bite. They give me gas.
This would be a laugh and a half if it weren't the horribly painful kind that makes it difficult to take a breath. It goes on for hours. Fuck you, fungus.
I don't need you, anyway.