HIMYM fic that needs to be written: Barney pretends to be completely inexperienced to make girls feel "special" because he wanted them to be his first.
(This stems from the fact that I tease my fiance about our first kiss, because it was his first kiss and not mine and it was really obvious it was his first kiss. He now claims that he practiced his "off" kiss, to fool girls into thinking they were his first, and that he's really a huge player.)
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