It could be childish of me, but I don't see what naked babies and red have to do with today. I read something about a Muggle massacre a long time ago, so that accounts for the red. Ah well, not every so-called "holiday" makes sense, regardless of if one has a significant other or not. From a logical standpoint, it's nice to not be alone, but it shouldn't rule your life. So today? I'll give a smile to everyone, no matter what their condition status. I think that's nicer and less fattening than chocolate, don't you?
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It took considerable planning, plotting, and scheming, but I did it. I did it without getting caught, and I'm very proud of myself. I doubt she'll know it was me. If anything, maybe she'll blame Malfoy for it, because he was the first to start laughing. Oh yes, this might be a good day after all.
Nothing personal, Angelina, I just thought you could do with a slight makeover.
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Oh, I need to stop laughing. Yes, smile. Just smile. No one will be the wiser.
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How does it look?
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