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[charming_bandit]

First things first. I'm hungry, and about to go and get some food.

Second things second. My roommate? He kicks ass. I couldna planned having a better roommate in this dormhole.

Anyone know anythin' FUN to do around here? Besides sissy shit like going out to movies and necking like teenagers in the back of a jeep ...scratch that last one. The

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[scorpionidart]

...When I took this, you wore your "panties" outside your tights. Whatever those are.

[charming_bandit]

...You don't know what panties are?

[scorpionidart]

...Should I?

[charming_bandit]

Chyeah.

The fact that you don't scares me.

Panties are ladies undergarments for discreetly covering her ladybits. The lower, not the upper.

[scorpionidart]

In Japan, we have another word for that.

"Underwear."

[charming_bandit]

In Japan, dirty schoolgirls sell them to old men after mastubating in them.

[scorpionidart]

...No, they don't.

[charming_bandit]

Yeah, they do.

[scorpionidart]

No, they don't!

How would you come by this information, anyway?

[charming_bandit]

...the internet of course.

Seriously, Red. Look it up if you don't believe me. They even had VENDING MACHINES For panties at one time. That was short lived.

[scorpionidart]

The internet is full of lies, you realize.

Kuronue, in Japan, they have vending machines for everything short of automobile pink slips.

[charming_bandit]

You just answered yourself, Red.

[scorpionidart]

...No, no, no! Nein! Niet!

They do not sell their undergarments to old men! I will take you to Japan and prove this!

[charming_bandit]

Okay, but I don't put out on the first date~

[scorpionidart]

I don't know what that means, but we're going this weekend.

[charming_bandit]

...We are?