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charming__james

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May 28, 2006 14:48

Bags all packed......check

Kissed my mum goodbye......check

Woke Sirius up........check

Burn the poetry I wrote about Evans......check

Ate as much chocolate as humanly possible on the train.....check

Put dung bombs in Bella's desk....check

Welcome back to Hogwart's everyone.

I know you missed me.

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EXTRA! EXTRA! siriusurges May 28 2006, 20:24:40 UTC

Before he goes to bed, Jamesie here likes to polish his broom... if you know what I mean.

EXTRA! EXTRA! charming__james May 28 2006, 20:26:13 UTC

Sirius here would polish his broom too..but he can't seem to figure out how it works....

Re: EXTRA! EXTRA! siriusurges May 28 2006, 20:27:23 UTC

Who needs to polish their broom when summer was filled with lovely women who did it for me? ;p

charming__james May 28 2006, 20:28:38 UTC

Were you high for the entire summer?!

The only lovely woman who saw your "broom" was my mum and she died laughing.

siriusurges May 28 2006, 20:30:48 UTC

She laughed because she realized
that compared to me, you still
were behind in the growth stage.

charming__james May 28 2006, 20:33:31 UTC

Sirius..my mum hasn't seen that part of my anatomy in over 10 years.

I personally think she was laughing because she couldn't even see it. I think they have treatments for conditions like that you know, we could find one for you.

siriusurges May 28 2006, 20:39:45 UTC

I'll whip it out, here and now,
just to prove I've got one. How
about tomorrow in the Great Hall
at breakfast we have a size contest.

I'll let Evan's measure you.

charming__james May 28 2006, 20:41:09 UTC

Keep it in your pants, we don't want to frighten the hufflepuffs.

And Miss. Evans has yet to earn the pleasure of seeing the great wonder that is James Potter.

siriusurges May 28 2006, 20:43:02 UTC

Earn the pleasure?
You know as well as
I do, Prongs, that if
she asked to see it,
you'd have it out in
no time at all.

charming__james May 28 2006, 20:44:09 UTC

You're full of it.

Besides I've heard she has a fear of large objects.

siriusurges May 28 2006, 20:57:15 UTC

No wonder she squeals around me...

charming__james May 28 2006, 21:02:20 UTC

Yes your overly large misplaced ego must be terrifying to the poor girl.

siriusurges May 28 2006, 21:53:17 UTC

Better go comfort her!

charming__james May 28 2006, 22:03:04 UTC

I've thought about it, but I think I have better things to do at the moment. Like stare longly at her from a far

siriusurges May 28 2006, 22:05:18 UTC

And drool all over the desk.

Snap outta it, mate!
This year is not going
to be another where you
chase Evans around like
the lost puppy you are not.

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