My New Pimp

May 29, 2006 22:50

Too Sly For You: Are you hoooome?
LockMM: yes ma'ma
Auto response from Too Sly For You: Back from Jersey. Do you know you have to pay to go to the beach in Jersey? They should be happy people are going to Jersey!
Too Sly For You: yay!
LockMM: lol i love tht away message
Too Sly For You: I live in Purcellville now
Too Sly For You: isn't that exciting?
Too Sly For You: isn't that so retarded though? i was like seriously i can't believe i have to pay to get on the beach
LockMM: you like live in a new place every time i talk to you
Too Sly For You: that is so retarded
LockMM: haha
Too Sly For You: no i don't lol
Too Sly For You: i lived in my other house for what...6 years or something
LockMM: i need to go to a party and get retarded yo
Too Sly For You: oh man those sound like words from heaven
LockMM: there is a little Hell in Michelle bioych
Too Sly For You: really? wicked
LockMM: haha its in the name yo
LockMM: whats new?
Too Sly For You: um let's see i went to jersey with a friend for memorial day...and we hung out w/ people n' stuff
Too Sly For You: partied and whatever
Too Sly For You: and now i'm sitting on my bed thinking about how hungry i am
Too Sly For You: but there's only one place in pville to eat this late lol
LockMM: mcdonalds?
Too Sly For You: yes
Too Sly For You: lol
LockMM: if you stay up late enough you can get an egg mcmuffin
LockMM: that sounds pretty good right now
Too Sly For You: i had mc donalds for breakfast this morning
Too Sly For You: and i didn't even have to buy it lol
LockMM: what did you have to do for it? :wink:
Too Sly For You: nothing actually
Too Sly For You: crazy huh?
Too Sly For You: it's more like what did my friend have to do for it
Too Sly For You: where teh guy got us both breakfast lol
LockMM: i need to find me some of those guys lol
Too Sly For You: go to tech, they're all male whores there
Too Sly For You: it's ridiculous
LockMM: mmm and me being a slut this can only be win win!
Too Sly For You: for the guy sure lol
LockMM: as long as i get my egg mcmuffin
Too Sly For You: you know
Too Sly For You: they're not that expensive
Too Sly For You: lol
LockMM: then front me three dollars lol
Too Sly For You: dude
Too Sly For You: that's a lot of cash
Too Sly For You: lol
LockMM: exactly
LockMM: you can be my pimp
Too Sly For You: oh sweet
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