CAN'T. CONTROL. SELF.
YES! YES YES YES YES YES YES!
OMFG! I CANNOT EXPRESS to you how AMAZINGLY HAPPY I am right now.
Like... LJKDFHGKSJDFHGKJHFKJGHSKJFHG!!!!!!!!
I SWEAR TO GOD. Amanda and I are gods. Or the Witches of Eastwick.
Yesterday we were talking about this and how it should happen and then today... BAM! We are amazing. Bow to us.
I can't believe this. It's been 19 years in coming. And even though it's two days late, it is still the BEST birthday gift EVER!
OMG. OMG.
THEY'RE DONE! FINISHED! SPLIT! She's moved OUT and they are GETTING DIVORCED.
She's finally LEFT HIS ASS.
I am so ecstatic. I can't even describe it. I'm having trouble BREATHING. Like a total DORK.
But seriously. I'm SPAZZING.
Because... YES.
MARG HELGENBERGER IS LEAVING SIR DOUCHEBAG, I mean, ALAN ROSENBERG!!!
Now she can actually go after Jorja. Now, yes, we can pause and say, "But Sam, Jorja is made for you. You two are meant to be together. How can you be together if she is with Marg?" And to this I shall reply, "I know that Jorja and I are meant to be, but our chances of actually finding eachother are slim to none. And in lieu of me, she should have Marg." And that's when you say, "But just because you want them to be together, doesn't mean they should, or will." And that's when I say, "I HAVE PROOF!"
Wanna hear it? Of course you do.
Let's start with the simple stuff.
Exhibit A
Where are your hands, Marg? Friendly? Maybe... but I don't let just anyone put their hands there, do you?
Exhibit B
Even when something seemingly bad is happening (look at their faces), they can't stop holding onto one another.
Here, still, they are all over eachother.
(Love the space between Marg's chest and Jorja's arm in that one... OH?! What space?
Exhibit C
Totally looking into eachother's eyes. Come on. Look at that. What else could be going on in Marg's head?
And to CAP this all off.
Marg KNOWS that Jorja is a lesbian. She ALSO knows that she is gorgeous. She HAS to know what's going on. She's is the one coming on to Jorja. Go ahead, look... Marg is always the one all over Jorja. (You know Jorja loves it). COME on. She KNOWS what's up.
And now... they can be together.
Because Mr. Uglyface is gone.
OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG!!!!!!