scene 57

[charmedillusion]

So! Our mysterious house guest, Fox Mulder, whom I've yet to meet...you like sunflower seeds and DVDs, I'm told, but since it's been days and I've yet to so much as introduce myself, I figured I ought to fix that. I'm Sarah, Rose's roommate. I don't like sunflower seeds, but I do like DVDs, so I'm sure we're going to get along just fine

Comments

[Private to Sarah || Unhackable]

[hisplusone]

A scary blonde woman? I missed something, didn't I?

[Private to Rose || Unhackable]

[charmedillusion]

...Yeah.

She probably won't act scary when she comes over, though. I hope. She was really nice before she went all assassin on me.

[Private to Sarah || Unhackable]

[hisplusone]

Well if she gets scary or tries anything, I'll just be scary right back with my gun.

Assassin? She threatened you? What happened exactly?

[Private to Rose || Unhackable]

[charmedillusion]

Um. Kind of?

She said she'd put a shoe through my head. It's not a terribly realistic threat, so that means it's nothing to worry about. Right?

[Private to Sarah || Unhackable]

[hisplusone]

A shoe through your...What? Sounds like a violent one.

What did you say to her?

[Private to Rose || Unhackable]

[charmedillusion]

Well, she asked me if she made herself clear, so I said she had.

She made it seem as though I'd be putting people in danger. I would never do that, Rose...you know me.

I honestly think the less I say to her, the better. I don't want to snap and say something nasty, and I don't doubt that would be a very tempting possibility in the future.

[Private to Sarah || Unhackable]

[hisplusone]

No you would never do that, Sarah. Never ever. Yeah.

It's probably best to keep your distance...Don't want to say something and then it really escalates. What exactly is she delivering to you anyway?

[Private to Rose || Unhackable]

[charmedillusion]

A pair of shoes and a matching handbag - they're for the bridal shower we're giving Rue. I asked Cindy - that's her name - if she could find something suitable for me, and...

Well, she found some for me. I guess that's all that matters right now.

[Private to Sarah || Unhackable]

[hisplusone]

And are you sure that's what she's going to give you? I mean it could be a bomb for all you know. I'll be sure to double check it when I get it.

Oh a bridal shower. That's lovely. Someone else is getting married?

[Private to Rose || Unhackable]

[charmedillusion]

Oh, wouldn't it be just lovely if it was?

My friend Rue is getting married on Monday. Won't you come to the shower? Say yes!

[ooc: Truthfully? Yeah, she's kind of creeped out. But at this point, she has to laugh about it.]

[Private to Sarah || Unhackable]

[hisplusone]

Oh it'd really be lovely exploding body parts everywhere.

Furniture bits all over. And then the neighbors would complain.

Ah, I don't believe I'm familiar with her. Well I wouldn't be intruding would I?

[ooc: Aw Sarah. Don't worry, Rose won't let Cindy get anywhere near her if she can help it. XD]

[Private to Rose || Unhackable]

[charmedillusion]

Yeah, and then imagine the mess the cleaning people would have to sort through! Then Fox Mulder would wish we'd never asked him over, and make up his mind that the City is a crazy, crazy place.

Goodness no. I'm hosting the shower, and I'd love to have you there.

[ooc: Aww Rose! ♥ ]

[Private to Sarah || Unhackable]

[hisplusone]

Exactly! We just can't have that.

Oh that's brilliant. Well if work doesn't come up, I'll be there.

Maybe I'll see if I can drag some of my mates along though they do tend to shy away from those sorts of things.

[Private to Rose || Unhackable]

[charmedillusion]

You don't work on Sunday, do you?

Sure! I'm sure there are some I haven't met yet.

[Private to Sarah || Unhackable]

[hisplusone]

Not really, no. At least I shouldn't be.

Oh there are some.

[Private to Rose || Unhackable]

[charmedillusion]

Good! Then it's settled.

From what I've heard so far, I definitely need to meet Donna.

[ooc: Okay, what's the deal with Rose cornering Mulder regarding Sarah being sixteen? Did I miss something?]