Ten - Flood Affected.

[charmedandperky]

Look, those guys tormenting the other guys who are affected by this flood, I know a truth spell or two, I wouldn't want you guys to feel left out. Stop it!

Comments

[persephonepearl]

Perhaps you should not meddle with things that are the work of higher beings, mortal.

[charmedandperky]

Sweetie, I'm not intimidated by Greek Gods. I've been one and frankly, I could have done without the wardrobe change, thanks.

[persephonepearl]

Oh. Silly little mortal. All bluster and bull.

You may think you were a Greek God, but you were not truly one of us. Ever. Nor could you have been.

You are nothing.

[charmedandperky]

No, sweetie, I came after you, way after.

And if you think the Titans with tough, I killed two of 'em after I had a bad day, so yeah, perhaps you should not meddle with higher beings either, princess.

[persephonepearl]

No mortal, you did not. I come from the year 2010 where we still reign in Hell and my family rules over the mortals.

If you faced such things, then they were not real. I worry for your simple, delusional mind.

[charmedandperky]

Then you've been real lazy, haven't ya? I've been to heaven and hell, and I've not seen the likes of you there, though you might wanna check on the guys in hell, they've got even less of a work ethic than you do.

[persephonepearl]

There is no such thing as heaven. Only Elysium.

You are one of those Christian martyrs then? Sad. And pathetic.

[charmedandperky]

Did you like, not notice they set up shop up above? Wow.

There are a lot of guys up there, you know, they wear a lotta white. And cream. Hooded guys, mostly. Kinda dull.

I'm not the one who hasn't noticed the world's kinda moved on.

[persephonepearl]

The only thing above is Olympus.

I am from 2010, mortal. I am not from ancient times.

Humans may alter the perception of how things look, but the basic principles are the same. Hell, Elysuim, Seasons, Helios, Selene, Hermes et. al.

[charmedandperky]

Yeah, yeah, you said.

Anyway, mortal, isn't exactly the term used for me, I'm a witch, I've married an angel, had his son, and then he got promoted and has to stay up there, so maybe you oughta take a peak.

[persephonepearl]

Uh huh. Clearly your delusions are just far too much for logic.

Stay away from me, mortal, or perhaps you'll find yourself serving time as a dandelion. I imagine it's the perfect form for you.

[charmedandperky]

Uh, huh and then I'll turn you into a jug of water. Can't promise I won't get thirsty though.