Seven - Piper Just Loves Camp

[charmedandperky]

[Piper is all attitude and ticked off, the perfect little sixteen year old.] Ok! I know you guys want no trouble, so I'm just going to lay it on the line. I AM, under no circumstances, going to the lake!

No amount of threats, bribery or violence is going to get me there. CapisceNo! I do not have a phobia! No! I know how to swim

Comments

[doctor_j_crane]

It's also really unhygienic to swim in lakes. Dirt makes you evil.

[charmedandperky]

Dirt doesn't make you evil, evil makes you evil. Dirt just sits around, minding its own business until you get rid of it cause it's making you dirty!

[doctor_j_crane]

Dirt doesn't have business. That's ridiculous.

[charmedandperky]

According to you, dirt has the business of 'making you evil'. Jeez, last time I take up one of
your metaphors!

[doctor_j_crane]

Why are you being so mean to me? I was just telling you about it.

[charmedandperky]

You're the one starting with the 'ridiculous' crap!

[doctor_j_crane]

I don't speak to people who use that kind of language.

[charmedandperky]

You must be very sheltered.

[doctor_j_crane]

Only bad people talk like that.

[charmedandperky]

Nope, also people in the real world.

[doctor_j_crane]

Then people in the real world are bad.

[charmedandperky]

No, they're not. People in the real world are real.

[doctor_j_crane]

And real is bad. I've seen it myself.

[charmedandperky]

Real is neither good or bad. Your hair is real, your clothes, they're not bad, they're just there, aren't they?

[doctor_j_crane]

i don't like my clothes. That means that you're wrong.

[charmedandperky]

No, it doesn't. I'm noticing you said nothing about your
hair.