Five -Piper Is A Great Believer in Psychology, Actually No, Not Really.

Jul 15, 2010 20:23

Ok, Dr Crane, you're up! You wanna talk or stay in zero?

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doctor_j_crane July 15 2010, 22:26:17 UTC
I've had enough of zero to last me a lifetime.

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charmedandperky July 15 2010, 22:52:37 UTC
Huh, uh. I'll keep that in mind. I'll be right with you. [And because she's from level eight, it takes her a while for her to get there. She swipes her item, a tarot card, on his cell like credit card.] Ok, Crane, while we trudge all the way back to my cabin, why don't you tell me your end of how you ended up down here. And I don't want any smart ass remarks about 'a warden put me here'.

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[Spam] doctor_j_crane July 15 2010, 23:09:57 UTC
[Crane was somewhat disappointed that she had already shot down his first response.]

I set off a fear gas bomb in the dining hall. [He shrugs.] It happens.

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Re: [Spam] charmedandperky July 15 2010, 23:12:53 UTC
That much I know already. You're a psychiatrist, shrink thyself.

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[Spam] doctor_j_crane July 15 2010, 23:14:51 UTC
[Crane gives her a long look.] That would be rather unprofessional.

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Re: [Spam] charmedandperky July 15 2010, 23:24:00 UTC
[Piper responds with a look of her own.] Whereas, giving your patients toxins in order to scare them into telling you all their secrets is like rule number one in the doctor's handbook.

You really want me to start pop-psycho-analysing you? Cause I'll do it!

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[Spam] doctor_j_crane July 15 2010, 23:28:37 UTC
[Crane sighs.] I'll tell you, but then I'm going to the infirmary. Agreed?

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Re: [Spam] charmedandperky July 15 2010, 23:35:04 UTC
You sick? [Why didn't anyone... Right, cause it wasn't my business. Gotta fix that.]

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[Spam] doctor_j_crane July 15 2010, 23:36:28 UTC
I'm not sick. I'm perfectly fine. I want to visit a friend. [Crane sounds incredibly uncomfortable saying 'friend'.]

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Re: [Spam] charmedandperky July 15 2010, 23:43:21 UTC
Really? [Piper's thrilled, really. This could definitely work towards that empathy thing.] What's their name?

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[Spam] doctor_j_crane July 15 2010, 23:49:37 UTC
Ms Rose. She was murdered earlier in the week. [Crane doesn't sound like he enjoys talking about it.]

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[Spam] charmedandperky July 16 2010, 06:29:10 UTC
Ok, next stop, infirmary. [She's already thinking about the timing of that.] So. Why did you fear gas a whole bunch of people?

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[Spam] doctor_j_crane July 16 2010, 08:03:10 UTC
Because they deserved it. [Crane was looking at Piper carefully, trying to judge her reaction to that.]

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Re: [Spam] charmedandperky July 16 2010, 08:16:25 UTC
[She snorted in amusement.] 'They', huh? Considering I was one of them, exactly what did I do to deserve anything? [Not buying your logic there, Crane.]

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[Spam] doctor_j_crane July 16 2010, 08:43:42 UTC
[Crane shrugs.] You're a warden. I'm an inmate. Can you really blame me?

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[Spam] charmedandperky July 16 2010, 10:56:24 UTC
Actually, I can! It's in my contract! [She smirks.]

'Blaming you' is hardly useful anyway. Pretty sure that the rest of the Barge has that covered.

And I'm not buying that 'they deserved it' crap. For one thing, the attack was too... unfocused... public place, that's a terrorist attack, no pun intended. Also, it is way too easy.

Is that lame brain explanation really the best you can do?

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