Two - Make Me Feel At Home, Why Don't You?

[charmedandperky]

[Piper is having difficulty focusing and her speech isn't slurred but is slow, due to being sedated.] Hi, folks. Well that was a lovely welcome to the Barge party last night, but you needn't have gone to all that trouble... really.

Anyone... can anyone tell me who I was with? Long brown hair... probably has a sore hand?

Comments

[cantblameagirl]

Oh, you! I...don't know your name. I do have a sore hand, though.

[charmedandperky]

Yeah, so do I. [She waves it.] Piper! And you?

[cantblameagirl]

Vala! Last night was...[She makes a face, spinning one finger near her head.] Wonko.

Oh - ah, sorry I disappeared on you.

[charmedandperky]

Ah! [She waved the idea away.] Fear gas, whattaya goin' ta do?

[cantblameagirl]

Apparently run around causing mayhem. Have you been around it before?

[charmedandperky]

Not the gas version, no, but there's this... guy... who likes to bring up your deepest, darkest fears and kill you with them, tangled with him a couple of times.

[cantblameagirl]

Oh.

Well.

That sounds awful.

[charmedandperky]

Yeah, well. We keep sending him to hell.

[cantblameagirl]

Does he keep getting out?

[charmedandperky]

It doesn't happen too often, but it happens
occasionally.

[cantblameagirl]

It sounds like killing him would save you an awful lot of trouble. Not to be indelicate, of course.

[charmedandperky]

When I said 'hell', I mean I literally sent him to hell. It's not my fault there seemed to be a revolving door theme going on.

[cantblameagirl]

...Oh. Well.

They don't usually...come back, where I'm from.

[charmedandperky]

Yeah, well, he's not supposed to either.

[cantblameagirl]

Now you're not making any sense at all.

[charmedandperky]

He's supposed to stay in hell. He doesn't.