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[Piper sits in front of the camera with a pleasant smile on her face, which grows steadily more brittle as she goes on.] Hi! My name is Piper. I'll be a lucky someone's new warden!
Look, I’m here for one thing and one thing only. Live up to my end of the deal. I don’t know who this ‘Admiral’ guy is… [She softens] but I suppose if he’s all about giving people a second chance then I suppose I can’t complain. At least he hasn’t taken my soul… [Is that insensitive? Yeah, it probably is. She winces.] Sorry.
What I mean is... well, deals generally have a huge price tag and since I kind of help people anyway, why not you? And you can go and carry on with your lives, soul and all.
I’m sure you inmates don’t want to be here anymore than you have to, if that, and I have a son to get back to, so how about we set the record for the fastest redemption in history, ok? [She smiles, but it’s an awkward one, that she eventually drops. She’s really not coming over well, is she?] I mean, if… if we can.
[Make a recovery, Piper!] So… what do you people eat around here? Cause I’m a chef!
Look, I’m here for one thing and one thing only. Live up to my end of the deal. I don’t know who this ‘Admiral’ guy is… [She softens] but I suppose if he’s all about giving people a second chance then I suppose I can’t complain. At least he hasn’t taken my soul… [Is that insensitive? Yeah, it probably is. She winces.] Sorry.
What I mean is... well, deals generally have a huge price tag and since I kind of help people anyway, why not you? And you can go and carry on with your lives, soul and all.
I’m sure you inmates don’t want to be here anymore than you have to, if that, and I have a son to get back to, so how about we set the record for the fastest redemption in history, ok? [She smiles, but it’s an awkward one, that she eventually drops. She’s really not coming over well, is she?] I mean, if… if we can.
[Make a recovery, Piper!] So… what do you people eat around here? Cause I’m a chef!