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[charmed_higgs]

All anyone can talk about this morning is this new "morale" committee. Where on earth did she even get the idea for that? At any rate, someone from each department has to participate in this bloody thing. The whole department is just so terribly excited. I mean, how can you be insular and focus on what you are doing when you have to interrupt your day for this? Since no one has volunteered, we're going to do this the "fairest" way we can--to draw straws.

All I know is that if I somehow pick the wrong one, people will pay.

I have now until lunch to decide how I want to rig this thing. I'm sure you'll hear the results of it later.