You've got this silly way of keeping me on the edge of my seat
OMG! BOSTON was soo much fucking fun!!! Seriously, those were like the best three days ever!! well I've still got some time on my hands so I'm going to tell you every single fucking thing that happened! ahh I doubt anyone is actually going to read all this but whatever...haha alright here we go...
Wedneday- Alright so we left in the morning, and ahh we had the best seats on the bus! So I sat with Colette of course, and in back of us was Amanda Testa and Steph, and across from us was Alex and Joey, in front of them was Liza and Sam, and Mr. Meyer sat with Amanda and Steph in back of us. Ahh I'm not gonna lie, we really pimped out section of the bus! haha with posters, and blankets, and stuff, haha and food? haha yeah...but wooo awesome times on the bus with Colette, Amanda, Mr. Meyer, and Steph!!!! Woo... so the first thing we did was go to Salem. And that was pretty fun, so we went to the Salem Witch Museum, haha and I dropped my purse and Sarah Dean had to get it for me! haha and Colette..."Wait, we're not in Boston? Uggh why aren't we in Boston?!?" hahah good one, aah and CAPE!!! haha for 160 dollars!! Hahah yeah that gift shop was pretty neat with some trinkets and the sexual candle, hahaha. Then we got to walk around the town which was really fun! Haha aah we went in a Haunted House! Ahh Amanda and I screamed our faces off! But yah good times with Amanda and Adam!! Hahaha and then at the end Amanda and I got lost trying to find Steph! hahaha good times, hahahahaha and then we went into this extreme witch store! hahahaa "Everyone has there own paths..." hahahah nice one, Chris!! haha but wow like everyone there is gay! Weird, eh? So we pretty much got kicked out of that store haha...and then we just walked around for a bit more...and then we went to lunch at this cute little chicken shack! hhaha but yeah good times with Colette, Alex, and Joey! Oh! And Amanda got a boyfriend...named Tony...from Missouri...who we think is gay...mmm? hahaha good times. AHH!! And then we went to some old house like Nathaniel Hawthorne or something, idk I wasn't really paying much attention to the tour...but I was to the tour guide!! HAHAHA NATE!!! AHH he was soo cute! haha Amanda asked him if he has a girlfriend...then a significant other, hahaha good times! "Hang on, let me just go see whats up okay, just I'll be right back, then I'll totally come and hang out with you guys!!" Hahahahahaha such a cutie!! Then we did some other gayfer thing...then finally got out of the rain and crap and went to dinner at the California Pizza Kitchen! Ahhh that was sooo much fun! haha we had the best table ever!! Hahahah James with his glasses! And everyone got what they like...skiing, tests, color green, love, pretzels, caps, christ, sand, wheels, corks, whores, vans, color brown, but we couldn't think of one for Norm. Haha and then I went to the bathroom and they told the waitor that it was my birthday! haha so like 20 mins after I came back all the waitors sang happy birthday to me and gave me this [gross] tiramasu with candles in it! aaw it was soooo funny!!! hahahaha, wooo good times with that table!! Haha then afterwards I got really hyper for some reason, right Norm? haha and we went to an IMAX movie and it was 3D and pretty dang cool! haha but yeah, good times with Norm there, eh? Hahaha, so then we finally went to our hotel after that. Aw our room was so cute! Hahah but I pull out my straightener and Heidi and Beth were like "OMG!! You have a straightener? Omg I've always wanted to straighten my hair, will you please straighten my hair?!" hahaha theyre so cute...we never did straighten there hair tho...mm then I tought Heidi how to put on makeup? haha and we bonded with them...mmm...sure? hahaha...anyway, Colette and I were walked back to our room from Laurens room and flkajfla the lights in the entire hotel went off!! Ah it was soo scary we screamed our faces off!! Hahaha, but then like 2 minutes later the lights in the hallway came back on...but the room lights were still off...so we all just hung out...and then Heidi and Beth made us go to bed at like 12:15 haha..."We're calling Ms. Amadon!" hahahaha whatevs...ahhh that first day was soo much fun!!!
Thursday- ahh so we had to wake up at like 6:30 which blowed...but we went to breakfast in the hotel and haha Donny: "Can I have a knife? I need to cut my bacon." hahahaha the waitor laughed his face off at that!!! So yeah...we went on a duck tour! that was pretty fun! Haha our captain/driver guy was a tad strange..haha Captain Jack Black, or something? So he was like "dada every pirate has their special trait and mine is this..." and he takes off his hat and he has like bright blue mushroom cut-ted hair hahaha it was so weird!! But that was fun, and we all got to drive and Colette said the guy was hitting on me? hahaha aah and we saw the boat Lauren, Christine, Som, and of course Mrs. Kollasille was on haha that was pretty hot! Pictures, yeah baby yeah! hahaha then after that we went to some gayfer Lexington and Concord place and Colette and I were bored to the max so we just sprayed perfume and were cool...mmm...hahaha and Donny with his little green umbrella!! hahahahahah what a cutie!! Then we went to some other gayfer place...and then to Quincy Market!! Ah that was soo much fun! Hahaha Colette and I ate lunch at this table full of strangers. hhahaha English folks talking business and some people from Japan...yeah we felt cool. Hahaha...so then we just went shopping, spent like an hour in Vikki's, then bumped into some out of this world kids! haha too bad no one recognized me with those sexual sunglasses! hahaha, aah and James bought this awesome hat! hahaha, and then I heard some people speaking French so I went to talk to them, they asked me if I spoke french I said..."un peu." haha that was so hot. Good thing we got some pictures with them! Mmm those Quebic kiddos. Good times...ahh then after that we did the gay freedom trail which I've already done before...but some good times with Alex and my umbrella!! hahaha yeeeah! aah and I sure love Alex's phone haha pictures? And the church...woo. hot. But poor Colette had really bad cramps and Steph wasn't feeling too well either...so I hung out with Sam for a tad! And then we went to some old boat and had to wait in some line for a long time...haha good times with everyone there...haha and Sam...the tour guides err...pants? hahahahahahah! good times...aah and then Lauren love made me happy. Then after that I don't remember what we did...ahh...then we went to dinner at the Hard Rock Cafe! hahaha aah we had the best table of four!! Hahaha the cookie tower!! hahahah that was hilarious!! "The guy shit his pants?" hahahahahahahha. Good thing we got to eat our food haha [by the time it was time to go some people had just gotten their drinks!] haha...so then after dinner we went to the BLUE MAN GROUP show!! aaaah!!! that was soo awesome! Hahaha Tim Horan is a pretty cool kid...haha and Colette and I were laughing our faces off thinking of some of the things someone might have been saying during the show...haha and throwing stuff at someone...aah! And I almost broke one of those tube thingys in the center!! hahaha oops! But yeah...the show was really awesome. Ah and then I got one of the blue mans autographs hahah he put paint on my face. Ahh then I was wiped out to the max...Ah so we got back at the hotel around 10:30 or something, idk...and we just hung out...talked on the phone with some cool kids...watched some weiiiird TV haha Norm...and Heidi puked...it sucked...got all over the toilet...then she was fine. So Colette and I are up late...making some awesome fort! haha and then it got too clausterphobic-ish in it...so we took it down...got off the phone with those cool kids...and decided to sleep in the bathtub! hahahaha! We made it all cozy and stuff and we just stayed up in there talking...until fklalsj we heard Heidi puking again, so we shoot up...call the nurse...and yeah...turns out Heidi wasn't okay! She puked all over the her bed...and her new dog! hahahaha...so Beth moved into our bed that we weren't sleeping in...and Colette and I got tired...and went to bed in the bathtub...then at like five in the morning Colette started kicking me...so I got out of the tub and slept on the ground hahaha. mmmm Thursday was soooo much fun!!!!!
Friday- So we got to wake up later...had breakfast with some out of this world kids...then loaded up the bus...ah I for one was glad to get out of that hotel room...it smelt like puke and was seriously 100 degrees in there...not fun at all...so we went to John Adams house which I have also already been to...aah that was pretty boring...and the seats on the way home sucked balls because Steph and Amanda couldnt sit in back of us! But Julianna and Sarah Dean did!!! hahahahahaa "Can I take a picture of you?" "Whateveau." "Thanks for listening guys." "Whateveau." hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha omg omg omg awesome times COLETTE!! hahahahaha aaah and then her fly was all the way open omg....tooo funny! haha and ahh the videos of her playing that weird ring toss game!! hahahahah awesome times. Aw, then Colette and I had a great conversation with Mr. Bryars! Ah! I love him! hes soo cute! hahahaha...Staaacy! hahaha "How about this face?" hahahahahhahaha, and I gave him some good advice haha...ah then we were at another one of John Adams houses and stuff...blehh boring...So yeah that bus ride home wasn't too special...just listened to music and stuff...then we stopped at some random place...ate...got Monster...pondered about how people get jobs in that sorta place...hahaha and then we were back on the road! Then we got home...and I missed Boston very very very much...so then I went to Colettes and we just talked about the trip and some other things...ah tried to get a movie...met Lee's long lost twin...made cookies...and then I left...pretty cool, eh? but anyway...Boston was soo much fun, I had the best time ever with the coolest kids everrrr...Colette, Steph, Amanda, Alex, Joey, Chris, Adam, Lauren, Christine, Som, Bryars, Meyer, Liza, Sam, Norm, James, Kyle, Ian, Julianna!! hahahahahaha aah I miss it so much! But ahh seriously...best times ever! I love you guys!
Ah then this weekend I went to New Jersey which was wicked boring...and today I was going to hang out with Travis but mmm I guess not...ugghhhh whatever....later kids.