why is that any of YOUR business???
i popped in at my coffeshoppe today - the one i work at - and while i patiently stood in line with all the other customers, some guy was trying to decide on what to drink - long story kept long, he was debating with a friend what he wanted so i decided since he'd never been to this particular coffeshoppe to help him by asking what he felt like having. he gave me this queer and puzzling look and i apologized, which by at this point in my life-i'm used to it, and explained that i worked there and i know all the recipes and was just trying to help *smile**. he said OH OKAY SURE- only if he could mooch the discount i got for working there, as he gives me the ol'greaseball once over gawk. ewwwww
- uh no thats okay.
while we were waiting for our drinks he proceeded to talk to me, his buddie was m.i.a, - what harm could it be? well, after i proceeded to divert his cheezy compliments by gracefully saying thank you, no thats okay, or change the subject to show that im not interested, he decided to get really fresh...
RANDOM CHACHIE CUSTOMER: (points to boots) "those things look like they could hurt something else, besides your feet."
ME: "actually, they are quite comfortable."
R.C.C: "i dont believe you."
ME: (rolls eyes) "uh, okay."
R.C.C: "no really, they can't be THAT comfortable. i mean those boots are what, 3 or 5 inches higher than the floor and go up to your knees. aren't they suffocating?
ME: (is now irritated and sorrie to have been even remotely helpful) "well, we all have our comfort zones in our attire and grooming - whats comfy for me might not look like it is to you and vice versa, and for ME, (points to my shitkickers) they are comfortable."
R.C.C: (gives me another quizzical-idotic look then nods head in what seems like agreement) "you mean, like your makeup- i couldnt possibly see how THAT could be comfortable - its just soooo much. i never understand why YOU girls wear it. besides, most guys don't really dig it anyways."
ME: (bites tongue and is visibily annoyed) "Another part of my eccentric look. and not that i must justify myself to you, I am a freelance makeup and hair stylist and I believe that it is essential to advertise myself through the way i dress, style my hair and makeup. i don't do it for guys or anyone else, but me and i'm not into (quotation mark fingers) ""most guys"". besides, the guys that i dig prefer it."
- i stompped off to get my drink and turn to leave when i run into a friend, bless his heart, he heard the whole exchange and says in front of R.C.C:
MY NEW BEST FRIEND, J: (pretending to be just a customer) "Excuse me? I see you here all the time and i just wanted to say that it is always a pleasure to see you behind the counter or otherwise. Some guys, myself included, can appreciate the style you present. Actually, I think its kinda sexy." **smiles and winks**
ME: :D
R.C.C: (to his buddie, who looks so uncomfortable to be in the middle of this exchange, who is walking out the door) Sarcastically "Geez, what a gentleman, not enough of those in the world." (storms out)
My manager made it clear that if that guy ever came in again, she would personally tell him to leave the store, that we don't need or want customers who belittle the employees or other customers.
not that its any of that jerks business, i dont wear black on the outside cause black is how i feel on the inside. neither does anyone else. if you think you are better than me because you have the cookie cutter hair cut and wear screams-corporate-asshole-discount-suit, you are grossly misinformed. you were probably the decent looking jock in high school who dated the cheerleaders, and got passing grades only because the teachers knew you were on the football team on a winning streak. hey tough guy, THIS IS NOT HIGH SCHOOL. if you believe your greasy charming good looks can get you anything you want, fine. believe it. if you want to take advantage of others kindness or interpret all my helpfulness into an invitation to cheapen my kindness...you wait. you just wait and see what is in store for you. you are nothing but a disgusting pig and you will not get the best of me. today will be the only day that i rant, rave and waste today thinking about how you are a disgrace to mankind. whatever actions, no matter how vile or philanthropic they may be, that you deposit into this universe, you will feel the rewards when you least expect it. im not saying that you will be punished, but you will be treated by this world in accordance to your actions.
In other news: Have you seen those pictures of mars? Is this another conspiracy by the government to convince us we landed on mars, just like in 1969 when we suppossedly landed on the moon?
HA HA HA HA HA HA - just kidding :)
Humans never cease to amaze nor disappoint me. : X
- uh no thats okay.
while we were waiting for our drinks he proceeded to talk to me, his buddie was m.i.a, - what harm could it be? well, after i proceeded to divert his cheezy compliments by gracefully saying thank you, no thats okay, or change the subject to show that im not interested, he decided to get really fresh...
RANDOM CHACHIE CUSTOMER: (points to boots) "those things look like they could hurt something else, besides your feet."
ME: "actually, they are quite comfortable."
R.C.C: "i dont believe you."
ME: (rolls eyes) "uh, okay."
R.C.C: "no really, they can't be THAT comfortable. i mean those boots are what, 3 or 5 inches higher than the floor and go up to your knees. aren't they suffocating?
ME: (is now irritated and sorrie to have been even remotely helpful) "well, we all have our comfort zones in our attire and grooming - whats comfy for me might not look like it is to you and vice versa, and for ME, (points to my shitkickers) they are comfortable."
R.C.C: (gives me another quizzical-idotic look then nods head in what seems like agreement) "you mean, like your makeup- i couldnt possibly see how THAT could be comfortable - its just soooo much. i never understand why YOU girls wear it. besides, most guys don't really dig it anyways."
ME: (bites tongue and is visibily annoyed) "Another part of my eccentric look. and not that i must justify myself to you, I am a freelance makeup and hair stylist and I believe that it is essential to advertise myself through the way i dress, style my hair and makeup. i don't do it for guys or anyone else, but me and i'm not into (quotation mark fingers) ""most guys"". besides, the guys that i dig prefer it."
- i stompped off to get my drink and turn to leave when i run into a friend, bless his heart, he heard the whole exchange and says in front of R.C.C:
MY NEW BEST FRIEND, J: (pretending to be just a customer) "Excuse me? I see you here all the time and i just wanted to say that it is always a pleasure to see you behind the counter or otherwise. Some guys, myself included, can appreciate the style you present. Actually, I think its kinda sexy." **smiles and winks**
ME: :D
R.C.C: (to his buddie, who looks so uncomfortable to be in the middle of this exchange, who is walking out the door) Sarcastically "Geez, what a gentleman, not enough of those in the world." (storms out)
My manager made it clear that if that guy ever came in again, she would personally tell him to leave the store, that we don't need or want customers who belittle the employees or other customers.
not that its any of that jerks business, i dont wear black on the outside cause black is how i feel on the inside. neither does anyone else. if you think you are better than me because you have the cookie cutter hair cut and wear screams-corporate-asshole-discount-suit, you are grossly misinformed. you were probably the decent looking jock in high school who dated the cheerleaders, and got passing grades only because the teachers knew you were on the football team on a winning streak. hey tough guy, THIS IS NOT HIGH SCHOOL. if you believe your greasy charming good looks can get you anything you want, fine. believe it. if you want to take advantage of others kindness or interpret all my helpfulness into an invitation to cheapen my kindness...you wait. you just wait and see what is in store for you. you are nothing but a disgusting pig and you will not get the best of me. today will be the only day that i rant, rave and waste today thinking about how you are a disgrace to mankind. whatever actions, no matter how vile or philanthropic they may be, that you deposit into this universe, you will feel the rewards when you least expect it. im not saying that you will be punished, but you will be treated by this world in accordance to your actions.
In other news: Have you seen those pictures of mars? Is this another conspiracy by the government to convince us we landed on mars, just like in 1969 when we suppossedly landed on the moon?
HA HA HA HA HA HA - just kidding :)
Humans never cease to amaze nor disappoint me. : X