Chuck Facts
1. Five feet tall. (maybe it's more like 4'11" but Chuck rounds up)
2. Ninety pounds of running commentary.
3. Born November first
4. Marcus says this is called the Púca's day in Ireland and is therefore special. He's probably making that up but if he's not, never going there on my birthday in case those things are real. Chuck doesn't want to be eaten by a monster horse.
5. Scared of horses and other large animals (elephants, giraffes, hippos)
6. Lives in the same skyscraper apartment building as Rory Stone.
7. Hates his band, Breaker Street.
8. Loves Coco Puffs, Trix and Cornflakes. In the same bowl.
9. Potato Chip Sandwiches.
10. Will probably do your homework for you if you ask.
11. Might even do it correctly.
12. Swears a lot.
13. Refuses to answer to Charlene. This has been the case since she was nine.
14. Can ice skate.
15. Cannot ski.
16. Chews pen caps.
17. Never wants to go home.
18. Cannot stand her stepmother.
19. Or her stepbrothers.
20. Has goldfish.
21. They have no names.
22. Native New Yorker
23. If she wants to talk to her father, her best bet is to call his secretary and make an appointment during office hours.
24. Is horrified by ceiling cheese.
25. Pushes every single button in an elevator when she gets out of the lift.
Chuck needs a tag, please
2. Ninety pounds of running commentary.
3. Born November first
4. Marcus says this is called the Púca's day in Ireland and is therefore special. He's probably making that up but if he's not, never going there on my birthday in case those things are real. Chuck doesn't want to be eaten by a monster horse.
5. Scared of horses and other large animals (elephants, giraffes, hippos)
6. Lives in the same skyscraper apartment building as Rory Stone.
7. Hates his band, Breaker Street.
8. Loves Coco Puffs, Trix and Cornflakes. In the same bowl.
9. Potato Chip Sandwiches.
10. Will probably do your homework for you if you ask.
11. Might even do it correctly.
12. Swears a lot.
13. Refuses to answer to Charlene. This has been the case since she was nine.
14. Can ice skate.
15. Cannot ski.
16. Chews pen caps.
17. Never wants to go home.
18. Cannot stand her stepmother.
19. Or her stepbrothers.
20. Has goldfish.
21. They have no names.
22. Native New Yorker
23. If she wants to talk to her father, her best bet is to call his secretary and make an appointment during office hours.
24. Is horrified by ceiling cheese.
25. Pushes every single button in an elevator when she gets out of the lift.
Chuck needs a tag, please