My inner animal
Not that I'm a furry or anything, but I think these guys are pretty cool. If I had to pick a spirit animal or whatever, I'd pick the badger.
They're omnivorous, fierce, and live alone or in clans depending on their mood. They hang out in burrows underground and pop up when you least expect them all the hell over the place. And despite the efforts of the man to keep them down with things like badger baiting, they continue thriving.
Oh and in an emergency situation, they can be a food source. Totally edible. Not that I'm recommending cannibalism or anything here. And they might give you trichinosis so it's really not a good idea to go around consuming badgers for no particular reason.
Plus if you watch the badger song while you're high, you'll trip balls. Seriously. Give it a try.
