Five things you weren't supposed to do but did anyway
What? Just five! You drive a hard bargin....I'll need to pick the best ones now...how difficult...
Hmmm....
1. Join the Time Agency - my 'guardian' type fellow at the time told me I shouldn't and I couldn't. Apparently the old Agency was most selective and didn't like humans that hadn't had the benefit of genetic modification spoiling the ranks. Let's just say I showed them.
2. Steal those plat-bars - I mean yes they were for some sort of disaster aid or something, but come ON you can't leave shit around like that and not expect people to nick it. Besides we all know there's plenty more where that came from. Giving me the Death Penalty was way too much...and the fact I can never visit that star system again really rankles!
3. The Lip-Gloss - yeah, Jack, I know...it was a low-blow, and really such a sexy thing as Gwen didn't deserve to go like that (head blown off in the middle of a shag is much more suitable I should think). Although she managed to live through it, so I think I should be given a pardon for that one.
4. Rescue Gray - this is one I wouldn't do again, that kid should have just been left to die and put out of his misery. Plus now I've got this damn ugly scar on my arm, crazy arse bastard.
5. Told that off-colour joke - really who would have guessed people could be so senstive! Goddesses! If you can't have a sense of humour about things, what's the point? They're probably still after me. I have to tell you, I wouldn't want to live in a universe where those guys and the chaps from no. 2 run the place.
Well! Wasn't that enlightening? And yes, these are the best or should I say somewhat unusual ones...most of the things I shouldn't have done was to kill people or steal stuff. The guys from no. 2 are special because they were a bunch of monks! Having a group of semi-bald, robbed monks coming at you is just half-way between hilarity and danger!
Hmmm....
1. Join the Time Agency - my 'guardian' type fellow at the time told me I shouldn't and I couldn't. Apparently the old Agency was most selective and didn't like humans that hadn't had the benefit of genetic modification spoiling the ranks. Let's just say I showed them.
2. Steal those plat-bars - I mean yes they were for some sort of disaster aid or something, but come ON you can't leave shit around like that and not expect people to nick it. Besides we all know there's plenty more where that came from. Giving me the Death Penalty was way too much...and the fact I can never visit that star system again really rankles!
3. The Lip-Gloss - yeah, Jack, I know...it was a low-blow, and really such a sexy thing as Gwen didn't deserve to go like that (head blown off in the middle of a shag is much more suitable I should think). Although she managed to live through it, so I think I should be given a pardon for that one.
4. Rescue Gray - this is one I wouldn't do again, that kid should have just been left to die and put out of his misery. Plus now I've got this damn ugly scar on my arm, crazy arse bastard.
5. Told that off-colour joke - really who would have guessed people could be so senstive! Goddesses! If you can't have a sense of humour about things, what's the point? They're probably still after me. I have to tell you, I wouldn't want to live in a universe where those guys and the chaps from no. 2 run the place.
Well! Wasn't that enlightening? And yes, these are the best or should I say somewhat unusual ones...most of the things I shouldn't have done was to kill people or steal stuff. The guys from no. 2 are special because they were a bunch of monks! Having a group of semi-bald, robbed monks coming at you is just half-way between hilarity and danger!