Friday: Best laid Plans
1. Divorcing Jeffrey. Had we known before we ended our two week marriage that nine years later we'd be back in Mexico to get remarried because we'd realized after all this time that we loved each other, only to find out the second marriage that we actual wanted wasn't legal, we may not have gotten that divorce in the first place. Hell, I should have made him go to the Justice of the Peace here in Pittsburgh, but Jeffrey is a sentimental fool, so we went back to Mexico.
2. Keeping Jeff from going to London again. Ok, so handcuffing him to me and then chaining the handcuff's to a sideboard in the Green room was not the best idea I've ever had. How was I to know that Mr 'recites his resume at the drop of a hat' usually omits that he played Harry Houdini at one point. The rat.
3. Staying sober. It never works. *sigh*
4. Hijacking You've Met Your Match, a dating show that we air on WENN, in order to find a date at the station for myself to make Jeffrey jealous. I ended up with Scott Sherwood. Sure he's a friend, but I can't stand the man, why would I want to date him? Of course it was an utter fiasco. Jeff got paired with Betty, *I'm* the one that got jealous. Scott ended up taking me out just to get my mind off...well, everything; and we had a little too much to drink. By the end of the night, Scott and I were married. *sigh* Why do I do this to myself.
5. My acting career. I was once the toast of Broadway. Now I'm in a radio station in Pittsburgh of all places. Maybe five people hear me act. I don't know that I would want to leave WENN. Its become home to me. The closest thing I've ever had to a home. But, Broadway....*sigh*
2. Keeping Jeff from going to London again. Ok, so handcuffing him to me and then chaining the handcuff's to a sideboard in the Green room was not the best idea I've ever had. How was I to know that Mr 'recites his resume at the drop of a hat' usually omits that he played Harry Houdini at one point. The rat.
3. Staying sober. It never works. *sigh*
4. Hijacking You've Met Your Match, a dating show that we air on WENN, in order to find a date at the station for myself to make Jeffrey jealous. I ended up with Scott Sherwood. Sure he's a friend, but I can't stand the man, why would I want to date him? Of course it was an utter fiasco. Jeff got paired with Betty, *I'm* the one that got jealous. Scott ended up taking me out just to get my mind off...well, everything; and we had a little too much to drink. By the end of the night, Scott and I were married. *sigh* Why do I do this to myself.
5. My acting career. I was once the toast of Broadway. Now I'm in a radio station in Pittsburgh of all places. Maybe five people hear me act. I don't know that I would want to leave WENN. Its become home to me. The closest thing I've ever had to a home. But, Broadway....*sigh*