True! Or ... not so true!
Hello darlings! It has been far too long. I trust you are all well, and do remember if you have any necromantic needs - give us a call. We're in the book!
Anyhow, on to the main purpose of this post--
Which of these is true? Can you guess?
1. My ex-girlfriend Katrina has now tried to kill me a total of three times. Three! Horrendous woman.
2. I promoted my intern Newt to full business partner for undertaking the arduous task of sleeping with my sister Charmaine.
Anyhow, on to the main purpose of this post--
Which of these is true? Can you guess?
1. My ex-girlfriend Katrina has now tried to kill me a total of three times. Three! Horrendous woman.
2. I promoted my intern Newt to full business partner for undertaking the arduous task of sleeping with my sister Charmaine.