friday: lies my parents told me ✖ this is what i brought you, this you can keep

Oct 16, 2009 03:59

List five things you used to believe were true.

1. Science fiction isn't real. - Huh. Well, no, I never really believed that--I mean obviously I didn't think I, Robot was a documentary but I always believed in the multiverse theory. Keep in mind this is a side effect of being a massive stoner. But I was right? So.

2. Vampires aren't real. - Wellll... no, actually, like--at a club once I met this guy who claimed to be a psychic vampire which I thought was bullshit, but I actually saw him 'feed' on a guy I knew who's kind of like, serious business and wouldn't lie about it? And he said he did feel, like, really drained after. Of course it coulda been that the guy was such a massive tool he was emotionally draining on everyone, but.

3. People are basically good. - I still believe this, I just think I am more aware of good people's capacity to do bad things. It's not the same as them being bad.

4. Murder is never justified. - People gotta eat.

5. God is dead. - oh wait lol.

Gosh.

campjesus

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