Friday - Convictions

[trustfundhero]

Hahaha, what kind of hero would I be if I was convicted of a crime? Though I guess vigilantism would be an acceptable charge, under the circumstances. Some people might accuse me of assault (though really, they throw the first punch; it's not like they'd just follow me to jail...), and I guess, in that vein, some criminal would accuse me of police brutality, but I've never brutalized anybody! Sure, I've done some damage, but those ones have done just as much damage to me.

...Besides, I'm not the police...