Happy Birthday to Me...
Can someone please tell me how I'm 28 years old? I'm going to be 30 in two years. Wow. Is there something wrong with me, because...yeah. I'm 28 years old and I don't even have a girlfriend. Wow. Ok...taking deep breaths because Deanna's calling and she's either gonna freak out or laugh hyserically if I seemed freaked out...oh, come one, who am I kidding? She's going to laugh hysterically.