cant you seee cant you seee what that woman what shes been doin to meeeeeeeeee
but first go here because eh how many guys can say hey yo hey i made minkmix toss her self respect out of a window heh ^^ that sounds kind of hawt
anyway yea i have a problem yea yea big fooking news flash for you there but this is one problem i just cant seemed to kick no matter how hard i try to mind myself
it started with glasses and cups eh id leave them all over the house in so many places youd think i was trying out of the role of the wacko little girl in SIGNS eh ok if youve never seen that movie it means that i left glasses with water milk juice tea eh name it it was all over the house soooooooooooooooooooo
my bro-in-law solved the problem by cleverly limited me to exactly two plastic cups so hey there you go i cant very well leave TWO plastic cups EVERYWHERE all over the house now can i
no i cant so i went ahead and started buying bottled drinks just about every day going to and through and out of work eh water juice coffee and eh anything that comes in a bottle and i leave the bottles in the car on the steps in the shed in the kitchen sink (i know wtf ^^) on the dogs in the living room on the tv i mean the fooking things are fooking everywhere every day
i usually only notice eh how bad it is when evan goes out of town and then eh the build up isnt being stopped by the cleaning machine so then i think shite wtf is wrong with me cant i see im a menace and an annoyance and eh basically not made or fit to live with others ^^
except my bra he doesnt care much about bottles all over the fooking place unless they end up in the way of him sleeping or eating and eh no closet doors have opened and out pours bottles just yet
you know like a hilarious 80s sitcommmmmmmmmmm
so tonight i got back from work eh long day one sick horse one horse for sale and then everything else that there is to be done to be done and then you know that eh small part of the owners that want some humanity out ofyou and not just your work so i have to interact hands on and make smaller and smaller talk until they go on to the next sucker and so i got home and supper was waiting for me
so i ate it
and bra and evan were already in bed so i just took a shower and played some psp for a while and got ready for bed yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
my bed was made eh the evan machine makes it everyday whether i do it or not (and by the way eh knowing someone is cleaning your room and making your already made bed everyday makes you really careful about what you leave around not that im leaving around dead hookers or something but eh you know what i mean ^^) what was i talking about oh yea eh i went to go to bed and i pulled back the blanklet and there they wereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i got to guess ehhhh at least a weeks worth of bottles were mosaiced all over my bed in so many colors and shapes it was almost beautiful ^^ eh evans done this before and i guess its been proven that this doesnt stop me from leaving around fooking bottles like i think i need a trail of them to find my way from room to room but why is it that i cant stop? Ive thought about stopping ive held an almost empty bottle in my hand and said
charlie fooking DONT LEAVE THIS HERE
and then forgot about it and left it there
is it that some things are impossible to chnage no how many reminders are left in the very sanctity of ones bed ^^
i guess i dont eh really expect anyone to answer that question
*kicks bottles out of the way and goes to bed*