Long F'in Entry and LOTS of pics
BEWARE…LONG F’IN ENTRY
Alright, let’s see if I can recap all of this correctly. Here is what has been going on with me.
21 May
-Arrived in a country named Qatar
-We are allowed 3 alcoholic beverages, so I had my first taste of a Beer (fosters) and 2 jack and cokes, but since they just give you the jack and the coke separately, I put the 2 shots together and gave it a tasty splash of coke…yum it made me feel it for about 30 min…tragic. After 4 months it appears I held on my tolerance
We left that day for Baltimore. We had a lay over in Ireland for almost 2 hours. I drank 3 pints of gueiness (sp) and had 4 bacardi and cokes, I was feeling good, but once again, my tolerance was still very high, still disappointed
21 May in the states
-Partied it up in Baltimore. The clubs wouldn’t let us in to many of the establishments because my friend was wearing the tan colored timberlands. Said because that is what most of the drug dealers in the area wear or some bullshit like that. I guess the Mexican wearing a shirt of a dude picking his nose and tan tim’s is the ideal drug dealer in Baltimore. We talked to one of the managers of the clubs and he hooked us up though. I got annihilated that night after countless long islands, and bud light. And a few shots.
22 May…I don’t know what I did beside land in LA
23 May…just hung out with a few friends, got alittle tipsy and played pool in their newly remodeled game room
24 May
-went to Simi Valley to stay with a friend for a few days. Chilled around the pool. Went to chilli’s and sipped on some juice
25 may
-shopped
26 May
-went to Huntington beach, HAD A BLAST at a new club I have never been to, lost my car twice in a parking garage, not sure why we moved it the first time, but going back to find it, we ended up on the 5th floor. The car was in the basement. Broke my window cause it wouldn’t roll up… later we found out it was the switch that was broke. But now I have a broke switch and a window that’s off the tracks...
27 may
-I’m just gonna merge the next few days together.
-went to vegas. Hung out with my first group of friends, ran the casino’s, My buddy Matt hit jackpot, here is proof
9 whole cents
and found this kick back patio next to this new pond and waterfall. We had all the attention, had people laughing,
Matt helped a New Bride carry her train across the street
-I got hit by a taxi…yes…movie style, when I got hit, I went up the hood, and did a roll off the windshield…I bet it looked fuckin awesome…luckily I wasn’t hurt. Many don’t know but my ninja style mixed with stunt man skills pay off.
-passed out for a few hours, and had this group of friends take me over to a diff friends house so I could kick it the rest of the weekend
-I only stayed there for a few hours before my home boy tom that I knew up in Alaska scooped me up for a bbq at his house. Top caught up with us earlier at the casino where matt wont the big bucks
His parents and sister were in town, and they remembered me…I had probably a 2 hour conversation with a 5 year old about NINJA’S…longest drunk convo I have ever had with a kid…
I later passed out and didn’t know it, luckily in a bedroom up stairs…woke up at 130am, but had to catch up with my other friends that were gonna be taking me back to base the next day. So we rendezvoused to the Vegas Strip and caught up with them. By the time we caught up with them, PLACES WERE CLOSING, this is vegas for god sakes, all I wanted was some shots…
-so we got some bottles and ran the streets, my buddy almost got in serious fight, but it didn’t look like anyone was connecting worth a shit, so no one jumped in, needless to say, he gashed my buddies eye bad
-went back to the pad where everyone was gonna crash, but me and my boy sean went to a casino, got breakfast and headed to the spearmint rhino.
THE STRIP CLUB
-while here, stippers were carrying on real conversations, and this and that, I felt bad. I was like your not dancing for me, I feel bad for taking up your time. This and that, and they were like, no you two aren’t like most guys, you two are real, respectful, and just cool. So we were hogging the strippers, and they weren’t even dancing it was weird. Well I was buying them drinks, I think I got a few girls tipsy, one ripped off my belt….and wanted me to spank her with it, like I’ll say no, but then she had to spank me….it worked out. As my drunk ass was trying to put the belt back on, ONE GIRL PULLED DOWN MY PANTS, right there in the strip club…I was like…oh my god…did this just happen…well we were there for some time, I wont tell you all how long, cause it was way too long…ha
-I pass out for a few more hours and come home
I don’t remember the next few days honestly, I just hung out and relaxed at the pad.
Eventually Thursday came around
2 June
-I went to this bomb ass Mexican restaurant for my buddies going away. After the going away, 4 or 5 of us stayed behind to just sip on a few and reminisce.
-the establishment enjoyed us so much that he gave us 2 rounds of this genuine bomb, tequila straight for Mexico. It was amazingly good. I had 5 red bull and vodka’s (disappointed)
-after that I went up to ridgecrest afterwards, to see my car club crew…it was good seeing them again, we pounded the beers till midnight, then went to this local bar, it was karaoke night, but when we got there they played 4 hip hop songs, and I was finally able to cut my dancing loose. It was awesome, I love to dance, and the girl I was there with was so shocked, she had never seen me dance, and what was even funnier is it felt like everyone there was watching me, my lady friend later told me that ever girl that was dancing with a diff guy was looking at me…that felt good…
Ended that night
3 June
-came back for THE going away party for my friend matt, it was a reunion of friends that haven’t been together in about 5 months. Some departed the airforce, some where deployed, and we all were back together….
4 June
-Drove up to Travis AFB, about 6 hours away, and had one hell of a relaxing weekend. Rented scary movies, and just relaxed that night
5 June
-Went up to Great America amusement park. Got a nice tan…HA watched another scary movie
6 june
-angela had to work, so I just hung out at the house, cleaned up some things, cleaned my car, inside and out, and took a nap (heaven)
7 June
-left at about 1045am towards San Jose to meet BatMeg (sorry I don’t know how to do that cool user name thing)
-she kicked ass, we just went to starbucks and chilled, she was on her lunch so time was short…but still cool
-then I headed to Monterey to take the pacific coast highway all the way down the coast
-got to the little place of morro bay that some of my dedicated readers would remember as the gorgeous place on the beach that my friends parents own.
I made it there and stopped by to see my friends mom, dad, and his little bro and domino’s it was a good time seeing those old friends.
NOW
Pressed on to my home, and I took a highway that well….was constant 35 mph max turns….almost killed a dozen rabbits, hit one…hit an OWL…and owl…what the fuck…and probably crunched about 4 dozen mice… it was the road of animal death…I swerved all the damn time just trying to miss the rabbits. Tragic…but it happens…ha
Finally got home about midnight
Tune in next time for an update on how my time in iraq went…I think I kept everyone up to date for the most part in the category…
Pacific Coast Highway 1
Vegas
Alright, let’s see if I can recap all of this correctly. Here is what has been going on with me.
21 May
-Arrived in a country named Qatar
-We are allowed 3 alcoholic beverages, so I had my first taste of a Beer (fosters) and 2 jack and cokes, but since they just give you the jack and the coke separately, I put the 2 shots together and gave it a tasty splash of coke…yum it made me feel it for about 30 min…tragic. After 4 months it appears I held on my tolerance
We left that day for Baltimore. We had a lay over in Ireland for almost 2 hours. I drank 3 pints of gueiness (sp) and had 4 bacardi and cokes, I was feeling good, but once again, my tolerance was still very high, still disappointed
21 May in the states
-Partied it up in Baltimore. The clubs wouldn’t let us in to many of the establishments because my friend was wearing the tan colored timberlands. Said because that is what most of the drug dealers in the area wear or some bullshit like that. I guess the Mexican wearing a shirt of a dude picking his nose and tan tim’s is the ideal drug dealer in Baltimore. We talked to one of the managers of the clubs and he hooked us up though. I got annihilated that night after countless long islands, and bud light. And a few shots.
22 May…I don’t know what I did beside land in LA
23 May…just hung out with a few friends, got alittle tipsy and played pool in their newly remodeled game room
24 May
-went to Simi Valley to stay with a friend for a few days. Chilled around the pool. Went to chilli’s and sipped on some juice
25 may
-shopped
26 May
-went to Huntington beach, HAD A BLAST at a new club I have never been to, lost my car twice in a parking garage, not sure why we moved it the first time, but going back to find it, we ended up on the 5th floor. The car was in the basement. Broke my window cause it wouldn’t roll up… later we found out it was the switch that was broke. But now I have a broke switch and a window that’s off the tracks...
27 may
-I’m just gonna merge the next few days together.
-went to vegas. Hung out with my first group of friends, ran the casino’s, My buddy Matt hit jackpot, here is proof
9 whole cents
and found this kick back patio next to this new pond and waterfall. We had all the attention, had people laughing,
Matt helped a New Bride carry her train across the street
-I got hit by a taxi…yes…movie style, when I got hit, I went up the hood, and did a roll off the windshield…I bet it looked fuckin awesome…luckily I wasn’t hurt. Many don’t know but my ninja style mixed with stunt man skills pay off.
-passed out for a few hours, and had this group of friends take me over to a diff friends house so I could kick it the rest of the weekend
-I only stayed there for a few hours before my home boy tom that I knew up in Alaska scooped me up for a bbq at his house. Top caught up with us earlier at the casino where matt wont the big bucks
His parents and sister were in town, and they remembered me…I had probably a 2 hour conversation with a 5 year old about NINJA’S…longest drunk convo I have ever had with a kid…
I later passed out and didn’t know it, luckily in a bedroom up stairs…woke up at 130am, but had to catch up with my other friends that were gonna be taking me back to base the next day. So we rendezvoused to the Vegas Strip and caught up with them. By the time we caught up with them, PLACES WERE CLOSING, this is vegas for god sakes, all I wanted was some shots…
-so we got some bottles and ran the streets, my buddy almost got in serious fight, but it didn’t look like anyone was connecting worth a shit, so no one jumped in, needless to say, he gashed my buddies eye bad
-went back to the pad where everyone was gonna crash, but me and my boy sean went to a casino, got breakfast and headed to the spearmint rhino.
THE STRIP CLUB
-while here, stippers were carrying on real conversations, and this and that, I felt bad. I was like your not dancing for me, I feel bad for taking up your time. This and that, and they were like, no you two aren’t like most guys, you two are real, respectful, and just cool. So we were hogging the strippers, and they weren’t even dancing it was weird. Well I was buying them drinks, I think I got a few girls tipsy, one ripped off my belt….and wanted me to spank her with it, like I’ll say no, but then she had to spank me….it worked out. As my drunk ass was trying to put the belt back on, ONE GIRL PULLED DOWN MY PANTS, right there in the strip club…I was like…oh my god…did this just happen…well we were there for some time, I wont tell you all how long, cause it was way too long…ha
-I pass out for a few more hours and come home
I don’t remember the next few days honestly, I just hung out and relaxed at the pad.
Eventually Thursday came around
2 June
-I went to this bomb ass Mexican restaurant for my buddies going away. After the going away, 4 or 5 of us stayed behind to just sip on a few and reminisce.
-the establishment enjoyed us so much that he gave us 2 rounds of this genuine bomb, tequila straight for Mexico. It was amazingly good. I had 5 red bull and vodka’s (disappointed)
-after that I went up to ridgecrest afterwards, to see my car club crew…it was good seeing them again, we pounded the beers till midnight, then went to this local bar, it was karaoke night, but when we got there they played 4 hip hop songs, and I was finally able to cut my dancing loose. It was awesome, I love to dance, and the girl I was there with was so shocked, she had never seen me dance, and what was even funnier is it felt like everyone there was watching me, my lady friend later told me that ever girl that was dancing with a diff guy was looking at me…that felt good…
Ended that night
3 June
-came back for THE going away party for my friend matt, it was a reunion of friends that haven’t been together in about 5 months. Some departed the airforce, some where deployed, and we all were back together….
4 June
-Drove up to Travis AFB, about 6 hours away, and had one hell of a relaxing weekend. Rented scary movies, and just relaxed that night
5 June
-Went up to Great America amusement park. Got a nice tan…HA watched another scary movie
6 june
-angela had to work, so I just hung out at the house, cleaned up some things, cleaned my car, inside and out, and took a nap (heaven)
7 June
-left at about 1045am towards San Jose to meet BatMeg (sorry I don’t know how to do that cool user name thing)
-she kicked ass, we just went to starbucks and chilled, she was on her lunch so time was short…but still cool
-then I headed to Monterey to take the pacific coast highway all the way down the coast
-got to the little place of morro bay that some of my dedicated readers would remember as the gorgeous place on the beach that my friends parents own.
I made it there and stopped by to see my friends mom, dad, and his little bro and domino’s it was a good time seeing those old friends.
NOW
Pressed on to my home, and I took a highway that well….was constant 35 mph max turns….almost killed a dozen rabbits, hit one…hit an OWL…and owl…what the fuck…and probably crunched about 4 dozen mice… it was the road of animal death…I swerved all the damn time just trying to miss the rabbits. Tragic…but it happens…ha
Finally got home about midnight
Tune in next time for an update on how my time in iraq went…I think I kept everyone up to date for the most part in the category…
Pacific Coast Highway 1
Vegas