My tweets

Sep 11, 2015 12:59

  • Thu, 22:30: "NY is a crazy place. The paps were shooting me & my gf" I think you are confusing New Yprk with LA, Liam. There's no random pappings in NY.
  • Thu, 22:38: This is so true though: http://t.co/pxZj9nO7yz
  • Thu, 22:41: My Twitter Account is worth $1,998.42 as of today. Find out what yours is worth for free at http://t.co/HHcjFUZE0S #RT #followme
  • Thu, 22:42: Well I am glad he says he doesn't support what that DD guy said, at least.
  • Thu, 22:44: Some of the things they say are funny? I hope he means funny like "LOL it's hilarious you are actually that ignorant".
  • Thu, 22:47: So Liam's interview is pretty good, until he mentions Larry out of nowhere and then it pisses me off.
  • Thu, 22:50: There are people who think every move is a gesture towards them being together? Okay, Liam explain to me... http://t.co/QROUhhtGbh
  • Thu, 22:52: There are certain phrases we think are funny Omg, yes it was so funny when Harry offered Louis a blowjob. I laughed my ass off.
  • Thu, 22:54: And the interview just ends on such a depressing note.
  • Thu, 22:57: It's just lads being lads! https://t.co/KNZVqGaYTQ
  • Fri, 00:31: RT @ StatsBritain: There's a 92% chance Ed Sheeran and One Direction decided to take a break at the same time to try and make their relation…
  • Fri, 00:31: RT @ StatsBritain: Least dangerous people in Britain: 1 Tom Hiddleston 2 The Doctor 3 Martin Freeman 4 Liam Payne 5 Ron Weasley 6 Phil Lester
  • Fri, 00:31: RT @ StatsBritain: Most dangerous people in Britain: 1 The Doctor 2 James Bond 3 Moriarty 4 Mother Chucker 5 Louis Tomlinson 6 Voldemort 7 E…
  • Fri, 00:32: I can't :DDDD https://t.co/iOMp5Thafq
  • Fri, 00:32: RT @ StatsBritain: Talking about 'Harry' would be 50% more confusing if Harry Styles had a lightening shaped scar on his forehead.
  • Fri, 00:33: RT @ StatsBritain: 100% of Britons don't know why but feel in a tea drinking mood.
  • Fri, 00:33: RT @ StatsBritain: Longest enduring couples in Britain: 1 Queen Elizabeth and Philip 2 The Doctor and Rose 3 Louis and Harry 4 Bilbo and Sma…
  • Fri, 00:34: RT @ StatsBritain: Larry is the eighth wonder of the world.
  • Fri, 00:34: RT @ StatsBritain: Every time someone says Larry isn't real Larry grows 3% stronger.
  • Fri, 00:34: RT @ StatsBritain: Statistically, Harry will be always be in Louis' heart.
  • Fri, 00:35: RT @ StatsBritain: 12% of Britons missed the Hogwarts Express this morning but have just seen a Ford Anglia so it's okay.
  • Fri, 00:35: RT @ StatsBritain: Harry and Louis are 20% bandmates, 20% good friends, and 60% passionate lovers.
  • Fri, 00:36: RT @ StatsBritain: Britain's realist and most proven couples: 1 Louis and Harry Tomlinson 2 Phil and Dan Lester 3 John and Prince Harry Barr…
  • Fri, 00:36: RT @ StatsBritain: There is 1 gay member in every British boy band, except One Direction where there are 2.
  • Fri, 00:36: RT @ StatsBritain: If Harry Potter had stopped messing around with a bit of wood and bought a gun he would have defeated Voldemort 450% fast…
  • Fri, 00:36: RT @ StatsBritain: Britain's shortest people: 1 Martin Freeman 2 Louis Tomlinson 3 Dan Howell standing in a four foot hole 4 Tom Hiddleston …
  • Fri, 00:36: RT @ StatsBritain: Britain's most powerful villains: 1 Steven Moffat 2 Louis Tomlinson 3 Tom Hiddleston 4 Voldemort 5 The Penwing 6 Moriarty…
  • Fri, 00:36: RT @ StatsBritain: Britain's most impressive faces: 1 Emma Watson 2 Tom Hiddleston 3 The Queen 4 Benedict Cumberbatch 5 Louis Tomlinson 6 Ca…
  • Fri, 00:37: @ DarkAvenger042 https://t.co/DL6koX7MhW
  • Fri, 00:37: RT @ StatsBritain: Dan and Phil bump into Louis and Harry in the closet 17 times a day.

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