Jan 31, 2006 12:16
Once upon a time, two brave knights sent out on a daring quest. There was much danger involved, indeed, great peril. Their path was frought with enemies and infidels, their goal elusive as a winter fog. Yea, they knew not whether their was truly real, or simply myth. But try they did. After many months of searching, when all hope was nearly lost, and their supplies running low, behold! Help arriveth! An angel appeared, in the form of a middle-aged Australian houswife (yea, the Lord worketh in mysterious ways), and guided them on the true path. The finally arrived at the elusive goal: the Al Ain Hilton. Indeed, they had visited many a time before, and searched far and wide, but only now did they find it:
The Liquor Store.
And the choirs of the heavenly host sing Alleluiah! And delivered them from ID checks, and the quest was complete.