I'm so cool I made kurt cobain commit suicide.
I wish I had a cool disease like AIDS, scratch that AIDS is so 80's never-mind I guess it can be retro cool. Maybe I should stick with the cancer, but what type? damn I'm stumped.
I was going to complain about how depressing my existence is, typical. I should create a piece of software that generates this type of shit.
I had a dream last night that had me, a friend, some young Asian guy I don't know, and my grandfather are in a weapons store that had some really bizarre blades and I'm skipping around singing YMCA. I really doubt this has any meaning, but the general rule about dreams meanings is that anything in a dream is about cocks.
I bought a really expensive horse hair butt plug for a character that I'm going to play. I was trying to fit it in my ass and I couldn't, I checked the max girth and it is equal to that of a coke can. I need to train for this because I don't want to let my friends down.
P.S. my ass is bleeding
I need to paint my room blue, but my room is already blue. I really don't understand it.
I would be a fag stag, but I have no gays to spend time with.
I have lost the number of my friend who has all my violent pornography for some reason.
I really need something to remind me to update this, I think I'm going to wound myself so every time I look at it I am reminded to update. that sounds like a plan.
I wish I could meet people who are about to commit suicide so I can fuck their corpse, I thought there was another reason why but I guess there is not. I saw an article on crime library about two cute 16 year old girls that decided to commit suicide together.
http://www.crimelibrary.com/news/original/0407/2401_stephanie_jodie.html
http://www.crimelibrary.com/news/original/0407/3001_girls_suicide_update.html
Here are some names I thought up:
1. Bikini Bravo
Damn I really thought I had more
Sometimes I wish I could be deaf, it helps me think.
I wish this girl was around because she told the most amusing lies.
I was going to complain about how depressing my existence is, typical. I should create a piece of software that generates this type of shit.
I had a dream last night that had me, a friend, some young Asian guy I don't know, and my grandfather are in a weapons store that had some really bizarre blades and I'm skipping around singing YMCA. I really doubt this has any meaning, but the general rule about dreams meanings is that anything in a dream is about cocks.
I bought a really expensive horse hair butt plug for a character that I'm going to play. I was trying to fit it in my ass and I couldn't, I checked the max girth and it is equal to that of a coke can. I need to train for this because I don't want to let my friends down.
P.S. my ass is bleeding
I need to paint my room blue, but my room is already blue. I really don't understand it.
I would be a fag stag, but I have no gays to spend time with.
I have lost the number of my friend who has all my violent pornography for some reason.
I really need something to remind me to update this, I think I'm going to wound myself so every time I look at it I am reminded to update. that sounds like a plan.
I wish I could meet people who are about to commit suicide so I can fuck their corpse, I thought there was another reason why but I guess there is not. I saw an article on crime library about two cute 16 year old girls that decided to commit suicide together.
http://www.crimelibrary.com/news/original/0407/2401_stephanie_jodie.html
http://www.crimelibrary.com/news/original/0407/3001_girls_suicide_update.html
Here are some names I thought up:
1. Bikini Bravo
Damn I really thought I had more
Sometimes I wish I could be deaf, it helps me think.
I wish this girl was around because she told the most amusing lies.