The day I wore sweatpants all day.

Dec 16, 2007 20:04

I found this place that sells biscuits.
I found out this place I buy food from sells biscuits.
Six biscuits cost $6.66.
Biscuits only come in packages of six.
$1.11 per biscuit.
Using The Beast's Calculator.
It's too cold in my room.
It tried to fight it three ways.
Sleeping for a half-hour at a time. (Three times).
Not cleaning my room. (All week).
Eating six biscuits.  (Once).
My laptop is now named, "The Beast."
I had to turn on the heat.
So, I had to move my record player to a bad spot in my room.
Right on top of my stereo.
I will never eat a biscuit again.
Maybe, if I have jam.
These are biscuits in the British sense, though.
I'll probably play it safe and not eat any biscuits ever again.
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