THE MATCHUP WE'VE BEEN WATING FOR!
The Terror of Texas, The Oligarch of Oil, That S.O.B. of a V.P., Richard "Dick" Cheney!
VS.
The Jolly Green Gamma Giant, The Mean Pea with a Ph. D., That poster child for the need of Anger Management, Dr. Bruce Banner, a.k.a. "The Hulk"!
After faking his demise, Bruce Banner moved north to Alaska to live among the indigenous peoples. Little did he know, that the tribe that took him in was also living on the largest depost of oil in the state. This attracted the attention of Dick Cheney, who wants one thing: more energy for the United States, which only mean one thing: More oil. Now, The Hulk has to protect his new friends and family, whick Cheney will pay any amount of money. Or Blood. To acheive his goal of a quick fix solution to a long term problem.
These two giants will meet in the windswept arctic plains of Alaska to determine the future of this land.
More story to follow in coming days.
The battle begins 5/27/06
notes:this is inspired by several factors-One, the fact I put like twenty five friggin dollars in my gas tank last night, and it was only half full. I don't drive a freaking Hummer or anything, but this is still ridiculous. Two, I have a long standing interest in the following:Bad action films (the plot to this is incredibly similar in certain regards to On Deadly Ground, a 1994 film starring and directed by Steven Seagal, comic books, and our current national Veep. Three, I just need a fucking hobby.Or a girlfriend. Maybe both. I'm making this entry public. Tell your friends. If you ask nicely, I'll draw you a T Shirt with a sharpie marker. Anyone interested in helping flesh this out a little with me, drop me a line. I'll buy you a beer or something. I'm poor so don't expect too much. Damn Cheney.