Long Journey's End

Nov 28, 2007 23:46

On Thursday, 22nd November 2007, I met with a representative of Her Majesty The Queen.

We talked of Oxfordshire, we talked about the Union Jack flag, we sang God Save The Queen, and then he handed me a Certificate of Citizenship.

A very long journey, a goal of a lifetime.
British at last.

And having taken an oath to Her Majesty, it is my understanding that I am now compelled to kill Roundheads and Republicans as I find them.

But my main duties will be drinking tea, eating biscuits, drinking pints, laughing at terrorists, grumbling about the weather, and hanging on in quiet desperation.
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