What the...

[charles__gunn]

Why does this always happen? The minute I sit down with the damn dial-up, I hear some kinda nonsense goin' down in the lobby. I think I better go take a look, see if they need me. Maybe I'll be lucky and I kan kill the mystical No-water-or-cable-or-gas demon that's attackin' us.

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Oh sh... I gotta go. You ain't takin' our stuff!