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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I put gum in becca_43's hair (-12 points). Last Wednesday I set lil_miss_molly's puppy on fire (-66 points). In August I donated bone marrow to the_finite_time in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Tuesday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January I turned _xisaiahsgirlx_ in for spitting (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (185 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
charles_05