Apparently, I wasn't as good as Kellen....
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Monday gangrenousfoot and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In April I helped pyropius across the street (6 points). In May I gave starryeyedart a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for fag_girl (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (403 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
charitybear