Drabble Cascade #49 - Weave : A Proposal (PG, were-spider) --- Meep safe I think.

[charisstoma]

FB3X Drabble Cascade #49 - Weave

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[meridae]

WHY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?

I'm going to send Jimmy to drop spiders on your head while you sleep.

[charisstoma]

*Puts tasty cat kibble outside on the front porch for Jimmy*
*goes to lock door of the house*
*goes to lock door to the bedroom*
*pulls blanket up over my head*
*solemnly giggles madly*

[meridae]

You know Jimmy is a cat, right, and a particularly bratty one. He will easily thwart your precautions. Just like when Ranel and Warne are enjoying adult time only to look over the side of the bed to discover the kittens have gotten past the 'do not enter' charm.

[charisstoma]

Best birth control ever is small children who can get by the 'do not enter' charm.
Has this been written yet? If not it should be, in many forms.

[mee_eep]

oh feline gods! I bet at least one would have a notebook and there'd be note taking!!

[charisstoma]

Note taking as in stick figure drawings?

[mee_eep]

daddy how many rrr's are there in morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre?

[charisstoma]

Correct answer is: The half the number that are in Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and the same as in Fasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[mee_eep]

I could see Ranel saying that and imagine Warne's expression LOL good thing he's just been made too sleeeeeeeepy and content to shout ;)

[charisstoma]

Warne will eventually wake up and wonder if that was all a nightmare after a particularly good loving session or does he need to sit down and discuss this with Ranel.