'Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave' 'Look I've told you I'm NOT exorcising my dog here. We're exercising, walking, stretching our legs. No exorcism, nothing like one being attempted here'
'Sir, your dog has glowing red eyes and there's smoke when he wags his tail.' 'Yes he likes to be dramatic and I told him the second helping of curry was a bad idea. He maybe sleeping on the sofa tonight, but still no exorcism.'
-GRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWLL-
'Sir, the ground trembled when he growled then' 'I know, I know, he is good at making the earth move, maybe I will let him into the bedroom. If he's a good doggy and; Stops. Scaring. People!'
'Aww look he's sitting now. And offering his paw. Isn't he a cutie? Such a sweetie!' 'Sir, those teeth look sharp' 'He's just grinning at you, aren't you sweetie?'
'Sir, if you're sure you have your dog under control and no plans for exorcism I'll be letting you get on' 'Oh goody. Say, do you get many exorcisms out here then?' 'More than our share Sir, more than our share'
'He's gone...' 'You can stop with the cute. No that wasn't an invite for the glowing eyes! No I wont try to make you sleep on the sofa, though that smoke IS a little ..fragrant'
grrr...grrrr...grrrr
'Yes you're the biggest baddest hellhound and not a cutie sweetie puppy-wuppy I have no control over you, you answer to no man. Got it. Now how about you turn back into my badarse sexy boyfriend and remind me off that all over again? We have plenty of that lube you like at home.'
'Look I've told you I'm NOT exorcising my dog here. We're exercising, walking, stretching our legs. No exorcism, nothing like one being attempted here'
'Sir, your dog has glowing red eyes and there's smoke when he wags his tail.'
'Yes he likes to be dramatic and I told him the second helping of curry was a bad idea. He maybe sleeping on the sofa tonight, but still no exorcism.'
-GRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWLL-
'Sir, the ground trembled when he growled then'
'I know, I know, he is good at making the earth move, maybe I will let him into the bedroom. If he's a good doggy and; Stops. Scaring. People!'
'Aww look he's sitting now. And offering his paw. Isn't he a cutie? Such a sweetie!'
'Sir, those teeth look sharp'
'He's just grinning at you, aren't you sweetie?'
'Sir, if you're sure you have your dog under control and no plans for exorcism I'll be letting you get on'
'Oh goody. Say, do you get many exorcisms out here then?'
'More than our share Sir, more than our share'
'He's gone...'
'You can stop with the cute. No that wasn't an invite for the glowing eyes! No I wont try to make you sleep on the sofa, though that smoke IS a little ..fragrant'
grrr...grrrr...grrrr
'Yes you're the biggest baddest hellhound and not a cutie sweetie puppy-wuppy I have no control over you, you answer to no man. Got it. Now how about you turn back into my badarse sexy boyfriend and remind me off that all over again? We have plenty of that lube you like at home.'
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Precious. Familiar hellhound. Perfect.
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