From unger_the_ogre
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I gave dorkboycomics a kidney (1000 points). Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In June I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I turned xaphan_sux in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Saturday I helped mistressmae across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (301 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
charismaticjinx