What kind of day is this going to be?

[charisma]

So I just woke up (Yes, late, I know- but I didn't sleep well the other night) and the first two things I see on the internets are as follows:

MEN CHARGED AFTER SKULL DUG UP AND USED AS BONG

and

WHY ARE THERE PERVERTS IN THE FURRY SLAVE PORN RP I WANT TO PLAY IN?

WTF, internet. I haven't even been awake ten minutes yet and you're already bringing stupid to the plate.