New Jersey area residents - BE MY DRIVER! Get free stuff.
So here's the story...
I get comp tickets / press passes to a lot of concerts. I don't like to drive. Furthermore, with my back problems, driving hurts - and takes away valuable energy I need to actually see and enjoy the concerts in question.
You could go see.. No More Kings, Rilo Kiley, Interpol, Ozma ... etc etc for FREE (and in some cases meet the bands in question) for the low low price of driving me places. Or helping me get places, at any rate - if public transportation is involved ,so be it. You can also go with me to movie screenings and the like because I also get offers for things like going to see a world premier movie in New York free (plus I get paid to write about it) that I can't take right now because of my lack of transport. It's becoming a serious issue and it's impeding my career.
I'm serious. I am really looking to hire a driver here. It'd be YOU (whoever you are, you lucky bastard you), me and Aus going to all these splendid things and doing fun stuff. You know you want to. I will pay your gas. I will provide you with free tickets and dinner.
And it will be fun! You can't beat this offer.
Driving would generally be from the South Jersey area to places like Atlantic City, Philadelphia, Hoboken and New York City.
I get comp tickets / press passes to a lot of concerts. I don't like to drive. Furthermore, with my back problems, driving hurts - and takes away valuable energy I need to actually see and enjoy the concerts in question.
You could go see.. No More Kings, Rilo Kiley, Interpol, Ozma ... etc etc for FREE (and in some cases meet the bands in question) for the low low price of driving me places. Or helping me get places, at any rate - if public transportation is involved ,so be it. You can also go with me to movie screenings and the like because I also get offers for things like going to see a world premier movie in New York free (plus I get paid to write about it) that I can't take right now because of my lack of transport. It's becoming a serious issue and it's impeding my career.
I'm serious. I am really looking to hire a driver here. It'd be YOU (whoever you are, you lucky bastard you), me and Aus going to all these splendid things and doing fun stuff. You know you want to. I will pay your gas. I will provide you with free tickets and dinner.
And it will be fun! You can't beat this offer.
Driving would generally be from the South Jersey area to places like Atlantic City, Philadelphia, Hoboken and New York City.