Seven Wonders of the Modern World
1. The Spork. I mean.. come on.. its the perfect eating utensil.
2. The Slurpee - Ahhh.. frozen sugary goodness.
3. The Internet- I like it, don't you? Gore claims to have invented it. Ooh.
4. Dick Clark - Why does he never age right? Why?! When he dies, will he be perfectly preseved for all time?
5. The Playstaion 2- It plays CDs, DVDS, and kickarse games. Love it.
6. Space Shuttles - People get to go up in space and do.. um... really important stuff... like orbit things and... okay.. um... I know this is wonderous for a reason. Oh, yeah. How do they go to the bathroom in space? And eat? Now there's a wonder.
7. Bush got elected president (sort of). What the hell happened there?
2. The Slurpee - Ahhh.. frozen sugary goodness.
3. The Internet- I like it, don't you? Gore claims to have invented it. Ooh.
4. Dick Clark - Why does he never age right? Why?! When he dies, will he be perfectly preseved for all time?
5. The Playstaion 2- It plays CDs, DVDS, and kickarse games. Love it.
6. Space Shuttles - People get to go up in space and do.. um... really important stuff... like orbit things and... okay.. um... I know this is wonderous for a reason. Oh, yeah. How do they go to the bathroom in space? And eat? Now there's a wonder.
7. Bush got elected president (sort of). What the hell happened there?