Favorite quotes
Between your crotch and the floor, I'm makin' out like a bandit!
--SUE!
I'm tired of this muthafuckin' Richard Simmons on this muthafuckin' spaceship!
--Ashley Mog imitating Samuel L. Jackson
So, what you're saying is "Better luck next lesbian"?
--Charity "Badass" Ranger
Don't ket Kitchen Dick happen to you.
--Mogarelli
Stupid Hall Health doctors! I know the difference between menstuation and pissin' blood... Bastards!!
--Duprizzle
So I'm Sally Field and you're the retard?
--Katie
Nobody likes a vaginal laceration.
--Sarah Duprizzle
Shut up, crip! Gaw! Lose your legs and you gain a mouth!
--Sue "Bump & Grind" Pierce
I hope you get AIDS and die!
--Erica in Las Vegas (After I ran her over for the 492nd time... Oops!)
Blowjobs and tomato seeds. That's all you need to know about Charity Ranger.
-- Ashley and Erica
It's not that I'm gay. I'm just a slut.
--Charity in the Q Center
...so why bother when there is a 90% chance you're going to get 2 minutes of awkward grunting?
--monotonesarah
So the moral is "Don't forget to put out"? That's stupid.
--Sarah after watching the movie "Grease" for the first time
No, penis trumps cheese in the scheme of things.
--Erica, touting her knowledge of how to recognize that you might be a lesbian (...or not, in this case)
Hey, I just saw a hotdog fall out of the sky!
--Phoebe
--SUE!
I'm tired of this muthafuckin' Richard Simmons on this muthafuckin' spaceship!
--Ashley Mog imitating Samuel L. Jackson
So, what you're saying is "Better luck next lesbian"?
--Charity "Badass" Ranger
Don't ket Kitchen Dick happen to you.
--Mogarelli
Stupid Hall Health doctors! I know the difference between menstuation and pissin' blood... Bastards!!
--Duprizzle
So I'm Sally Field and you're the retard?
--Katie
Nobody likes a vaginal laceration.
--Sarah Duprizzle
Shut up, crip! Gaw! Lose your legs and you gain a mouth!
--Sue "Bump & Grind" Pierce
I hope you get AIDS and die!
--Erica in Las Vegas (After I ran her over for the 492nd time... Oops!)
Blowjobs and tomato seeds. That's all you need to know about Charity Ranger.
-- Ashley and Erica
It's not that I'm gay. I'm just a slut.
--Charity in the Q Center
...so why bother when there is a 90% chance you're going to get 2 minutes of awkward grunting?
--monotonesarah
So the moral is "Don't forget to put out"? That's stupid.
--Sarah after watching the movie "Grease" for the first time
No, penis trumps cheese in the scheme of things.
--Erica, touting her knowledge of how to recognize that you might be a lesbian (...or not, in this case)
Hey, I just saw a hotdog fall out of the sky!
--Phoebe